How tired are you of the same old marketing remarks? You know your adjectives. Here's the deal: NW Bend, corner lot, built in 2022, and beyond your typical builder basics (yawn). An open concept kitchen with an actual pantry (not just a closet) that allows everyone to participate. They won't but dinner smells terrific (is it done yet?). The county shows 3 bedrooms but whether you need an office or bedroom for your cousin who's never leaving (he says he is but he isn't), 2 baths that are so private no one will hear you cry. Or scream. The primary suite offers two walk-in closets to hold all of the items you plan to return. Plus, if you close the door to the laundry room, people will think you're clean. You'll love the backyard; turf and xeriscape landscaping free up your weekends to ''train'' (drink beer & watch golf) or live your best naked self (says your mom) in the sauna; Your life, your house, your rules.